Are you tired? Wish you were more energized? Feel like you're missing a sense of ZEST in your life?!?!?!?
If you have experienced any of these symptoms, you might be a candidate for Marissa-Replacement-Therapy (MRT). MRT is scientifically proven to enhance mood and propel you into a state of ecstasy— where pills, drugs, and alchie don't even hold A CANDLE! With just one dose of MRT, why, your whole body will feel revitalized— especially your glutes.
In order to experiment with MRT, you have to be at least 24, have had Lasik-eye surgery, and swear by gruel morning, noon, and night. You should have also spent hours upon hours of data entry and feel urges to go to bed with Alexander Hammy. In addition, you should identify yourself as "an old man."
So what are you waiting for???
Call now and order your FREE prescription today! Shipping and Handling: Your MRT may arrive within 3-5 business days, if you have already placed your order.
NOTE: MRT is a type of therapy that does not require long-term use. Symptoms may improve instantly within just 1-3 hours, depending upon the patient. Side effects may include fatigue, breathlessness, hot flushes and night sweats, palpitations (rapid, irregular heart beats), aches and pains in the joints and an overwhelming sense of desire. There is a slight addiction factor. Users are advised.
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